Paranoid Parrot

find out your love doesn't like something you do instantly think the'yre gonna dump you

find out your love doesn't like something you do instantly think the'yre gonna dump you  Paranoid Parrot

Clicked on a NSFW link Closed the window before it got loaded

Clicked on a NSFW link Closed the window before it got loaded  Paranoid Parrot

Pill didn't go down on the first gulp Choking to death

Pill didn't go down on the first gulp Choking to death  Paranoid Parrot

Playing ping-pong together They're dating!

Playing ping-pong together They're dating!  Paranoid Parrot

posts bad meme claiming "mom made it" worries that reddit will see right through it

posts bad meme claiming

Dog barks at nothing Theres a ghost trying to kill me

Dog barks at nothing Theres a ghost trying to kill me  Paranoid Parrot

walk behind someone on stairs he's gonna fart

walk behind someone on stairs he's gonna fart  Paranoid Parrot

Shredder can shred 15 sheets at once Still only put in four at a time

Shredder can shred 15 sheets at once Still only put in four at a time  Paranoid Parrot

Reddit filled with Netflix posts today netflix are using reddit for free advertisment

Reddit filled with Netflix posts today netflix are using reddit for free advertisment  Paranoid Parrot

Submitting for a background check reread answers over and over again, so they don't think i'm hiding anything

Submitting for a background check reread answers over and over again, so they don't think i'm hiding anything  Paranoid Parrot
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