Paranoid Parrot

Uses incognito window Clears history just in case

Uses incognito window Clears history just in case  Paranoid Parrot

was lectured about not having to be paranoid about a break in still checkes under the tv

was lectured about not having to be paranoid about a break in still checkes under the tv  Paranoid Parrot

SEE POST WITH 666 UPVOTES GIVE IT ONE MORE TO WARD OFF SATAN

SEE POST WITH 666 UPVOTES GIVE IT ONE MORE TO WARD OFF SATAN   Paranoid Parrot

sees group of people laughing instantly assume they're laughing at me

sees group of people laughing instantly assume they're laughing at me  Paranoid Parrot

Can't think of a good cake day post Decides to wait another year instead of making a bad cake day post

Can't think of a good cake day post Decides to wait another year instead of making a bad cake day post  Paranoid Parrot

The baby has been quietly sleeping for over two hours... It must be dead

The baby has been quietly sleeping for over two hours... It must be dead  Paranoid Parrot

100 upvotes, 20000 imgur hits Someone reposted my picture and is stealing my karma

100 upvotes, 20000 imgur hits Someone reposted my picture and is stealing my karma  Paranoid Parrot

girl says she likes me she must have an ulterior motive

girl says she likes me she must have an ulterior motive  Paranoid Parrot

Dirty guy sits next to me on bus BED BUGS

Dirty guy sits next to me on bus BED BUGS  Paranoid Parrot

dentist appointment later Brush teeth several times before going

dentist appointment later Brush teeth several times before going  Paranoid Parrot
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