Paranoid Parrot

girlfriend is on birth control Makes her take plan b the morning after also.

girlfriend is on birth control Makes her take plan b the morning after also.   Paranoid Parrot

have to give a presentation in class save as pptx, pdf, ppsx, ppt, pps, jpeg, png...

have to give a presentation in class save as pptx, pdf, ppsx, ppt, pps, jpeg, png...  Paranoid Parrot

This call is being recorded for "quality assurance purposes."

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Put phone on table still worry about back-pocket dialing

Put phone on table still worry about back-pocket dialing  Paranoid Parrot

Reads Kim Jong Un Meme We're all going to die

Reads Kim Jong Un Meme We're all going to die  Paranoid Parrot

paper resting on power cord might start a fire

paper resting on power cord might start a fire  Paranoid Parrot

has to crap at work flushes to cover up the splash

has to crap at work flushes to cover up the splash  Paranoid Parrot

Knows about sopa tells every motherfucker he knows about it

Knows about sopa tells every motherfucker he knows about it  Paranoid Parrot

presses lock again and again and again and again

presses lock again and again and again and again  Paranoid Parrot

see a scary movie checks all the rooms in the house before going to sleep

see a scary movie checks all the rooms in the house before going to sleep  Paranoid Parrot
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