Paranoid Parrot

shocked by door handle scared of every metal object for hours

shocked by door handle scared of every metal object for hours  Paranoid Parrot

Texts dealer named mike asking him for an eighth Checks a million times he didn't accidentally text mom

Texts dealer named mike asking him for an eighth Checks a million times he didn't accidentally text mom  Paranoid Parrot

arrhythmia

 arrhythmia  Paranoid Parrot

Walks behind a running car holds breath

Walks behind a running car holds breath  Paranoid Parrot

Tells friends a joke found on Reddit Worried they're Redditors and they already know it

Tells friends a joke found on Reddit Worried they're Redditors and they already know it  Paranoid Parrot

Gets a packet full of worksheets writes name on every paper

Gets a packet full of worksheets writes name on every paper  Paranoid Parrot

cant see car in parking lot stolen

cant see car in parking lot stolen  Paranoid Parrot

parents won't answer their phones murdered

parents won't answer their phones murdered  Paranoid Parrot

Girlfriend doesn't text back right away Oh god she's cheating on me

Girlfriend doesn't text back right away Oh god she's cheating on me  Paranoid Parrot

"Your account has not logged out from its last session." Oh god I've been hacked!

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