Paranoid Parrot

My suitcases aren't where they should be in the airport They fell off the plane

My suitcases aren't where they should be in the airport They fell off the plane   Paranoid Parrot

I forgoot to chain the garden table It won't last long

I forgoot to chain the garden table It won't last long  Paranoid Parrot

Hair brushes against skin. Spiders!

Hair brushes against skin. Spiders!  Paranoid Parrot

I HATE RIO PS: I GOT RABIES

I HATE RIO PS: I GOT RABIES  Paranoid Parrot

Lightning Storm UnPlugs all Electronics

Lightning Storm UnPlugs all Electronics  Paranoid Parrot

Gets new puppy Oh god, it's insanity puppy.

Gets new puppy Oh god, it's insanity puppy.  Paranoid Parrot

boss asks to see you in his office bettter clean out my desk

boss asks to see you in his office  bettter clean out my desk  Paranoid Parrot

posts comment on reddit rereads it three times to check if it makes sense

posts comment on reddit rereads it three times to check if it makes sense   Paranoid Parrot

Business is up and i just got a good review Still planning what to do in case they fire me.

Business is up and i just got a good review Still planning what to do in case they fire me.  Paranoid Parrot

Wake up on saturday with a headache i must have one month left before the brain tumor kills me

Wake up on saturday with a headache i must have one month left before the brain tumor kills me  Paranoid Parrot
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