Paranoid Parrot

Farts in class mentions the smell first so no one suspects me

Farts in class  mentions the smell first so no one suspects me  Paranoid Parrot

Lives alone locks bathroom door anyways

Lives alone locks bathroom door anyways  Paranoid Parrot

1094/365 = 2.99 Tomorrow is cakeday. No meme Ideas. Maybe I just won't log in.

1094/365 = 2.99 Tomorrow is cakeday. No meme Ideas. Maybe I just won't log in.  Paranoid Parrot

makes sure to lock computer gets up to chat with classmates a few feet away during long break #12days

makes sure to lock computer gets up to chat with classmates a few feet away during long break #12days  Paranoid Parrot

Misses period twice in a row Seriously considers buying a pregnancy test despite being a virgin

Misses period twice in a row Seriously considers buying a pregnancy test despite being a virgin  Paranoid Parrot

allies walk into my territory must be about to lay seige to dale

allies walk into my territory must be about to lay seige to dale  Paranoid Parrot

go to stall in public restroom always wonder if there's a camera watching you

go to stall in public restroom 
 always wonder if there's a camera watching you  Paranoid Parrot

hear strange noise before bed don't sleep

hear strange noise before bed don't sleep   Paranoid Parrot

Pretends to sleep when parents check on you Don't move so they don't hear you.

Pretends to sleep when parents check on you Don't move so they don't hear you.   Paranoid Parrot

Poke a girl on facebook She never pokes back, she must think im a creeper

Poke a girl on facebook She never pokes back, she must think im a creeper  Paranoid Parrot
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