Paranoid Parrot

Dark closet door slightly cracked Workout escape/fight plan in head

Dark closet door slightly cracked Workout escape/fight plan in head  Paranoid Parrot

ask waiter to reheat soup "oh god they're going to spit in it"

ask waiter to reheat soup

that mustang is fast on opposites day

that mustang is fast on opposites day  Paranoid Parrot

home alone still closes bathroom door

home alone still closes bathroom door  Paranoid Parrot

olha... entrei para linguas macs e geografia!

olha... entrei para linguas macs e geografia!  Paranoid Parrot

Feel an Earthquuake I'm going to die

Feel an Earthquuake I'm going to die  Paranoid Parrot

Neugebauer picked taric Wayne Berube Joe and Vlad quickly decide who will que dodge this time

Neugebauer picked taric Wayne Berube Joe and Vlad quickly decide who will que dodge this time  Paranoid Parrot

slows down to drive past speed camera keeps driving under speed limit in case that camera was just a decoy

slows down to drive past speed camera keeps driving under speed limit in case that camera was just a decoy  Paranoid Parrot

tries something on and doesn't buy it be cool you didn't steal anything

tries something on and doesn't buy it be cool you didn't steal anything  Paranoid Parrot

Someone looks over at my car while driving They know I'm singing along to Britney

Someone looks over at my car while driving They know I'm singing along to Britney  Paranoid Parrot
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