Paranoid Parrot

Sees A right wing conspiracy post on Facebook Immediately starts searching every news site to see if it's real

Sees A right wing conspiracy post on Facebook Immediately starts searching every news site to see if it's real  Paranoid Parrot

Someone in another floor keeps using the toilet flush They want me to get second degree burns

Someone in another floor keeps using the toilet flush They want me to get second degree burns  Paranoid Parrot

Finds a shiny pokemon saves 10 times

Finds a shiny pokemon  saves 10 times  Paranoid Parrot

COMPUTER SAYS IT'S SAFE TO EJECT STORAGE DEVICE DO IT AS FAST AS POSSIBLE BEFORE IT CHANGES IT'S MIND

COMPUTER SAYS IT'S SAFE TO EJECT STORAGE DEVICE DO IT AS FAST AS POSSIBLE BEFORE IT CHANGES IT'S MIND  Paranoid Parrot

googles site instead of typing url in address bar because every misspelled url goes somewhere bad

googles site instead of typing url in address bar because every misspelled url goes somewhere bad  Paranoid Parrot

triple checks iphone alarm clock in case finger slipped from a.m. to p.m.

triple checks iphone alarm clock in case finger slipped from a.m. to p.m.  Paranoid Parrot

Sees strangers laughing they must be laughing at me

Sees strangers laughing they must be laughing at me  Paranoid Parrot

REDDIT WILL CRASH!!

REDDIT WILL CRASH!!  Paranoid Parrot

Noticed building next door has a few black families "Time to buy a gun"

Noticed building next door has a few black families

I've had a runny nose for a week now Better get it checked to see if it's brain fluid

I've had a runny nose for a week now Better get it checked to see if it's brain fluid  Paranoid Parrot
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