Paranoid Parrot

I'm never going to blow my nose again

I'm never going to blow my nose again  Paranoid Parrot

Finds laptop charger unplugged SABOTAGE

Finds laptop charger unplugged SABOTAGE  Paranoid Parrot

IT JUST CAME TO ME THAT I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS MEME IN A WHILE... WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID?

IT JUST CAME TO ME THAT I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS MEME IN A WHILE... WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID?  Paranoid Parrot

Someone posts about same thing you are doing Someone is watching me and posting about it

Someone posts about same thing you are doing Someone is watching me and posting about it  Paranoid Parrot

"had to make a throwaway because gf is a redditor" must be my boyfriend

Any Car ANy Color It's a Cop

Any Car
ANy Color It's a Cop  Paranoid Parrot

Use sock to clean up jizz Stuff it to the bottom of the hamper

Use sock to clean up jizz Stuff it to the bottom of the hamper  Paranoid Parrot

Backs up files better make a backup just in case something goes wrong while backing up

Backs up files better make a backup just in case something goes wrong while backing up  Paranoid Parrot

Everyone gone for the weekend Closes and locks bathroom door

Everyone gone for the weekend Closes and locks bathroom door  Paranoid Parrot

watches suspicious YouTube video mutes volume and skips to the end

watches suspicious YouTube video mutes volume and skips to the end  Paranoid Parrot
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