Paranoid Parrot

somebody doesnt pick up their phone THEY MUST BE DEAD

somebody doesnt pick up their phone THEY MUST BE DEAD  Paranoid Parrot

turn off the lights downstairs every step you take up stairs, look back, and check for monsters.

turn off the lights downstairs every step you take up stairs, look back, and check for monsters.  Paranoid Parrot

First time getting high keeps asking "OMG DO I SMELL??"

First time getting high keeps asking

Lights go off in bathroom while door is closed Don't say Bloody Mary

Lights go off in bathroom while door is closed Don't say Bloody Mary  Paranoid Parrot

Hear crunchy leaves at night I'm being watched

Hear crunchy leaves at night I'm being watched  Paranoid Parrot

Post in spam thread Just in case

Post in spam thread Just in case  Paranoid Parrot

type in password in ATM The whole world knows

type in password in ATM The whole world knows  Paranoid Parrot

never wear shirt with text on test day they'll think i'm cheating

never wear shirt with text
on test day they'll think i'm cheating  Paranoid Parrot

receive christmas card from neighbor what's he up to?

receive christmas card from neighbor what's he up to?  Paranoid Parrot

italian restaurant waiter: mafia

italian restaurant waiter: mafia  Paranoid Parrot
Like us for More!