Paranoid Parrot

Girlfriend sat GTG TTYL No I love you? She hates me

Girlfriend sat GTG TTYL No I love you? She hates me  Paranoid Parrot

Friend from long ago says wow you look so different! oh, god I'm hideous!

Friend from long ago says wow you look so different! oh, god I'm hideous!  Paranoid Parrot

Gas light comes on Get ticket for speeding to nearest gas station

Gas light comes on Get ticket for speeding to nearest gas station  Paranoid Parrot

avvicinandosi alla porta per uscire dal negozio controllare ogni tasca per controllare che non ti abbiano infilato qualcosa da qualche parte per farti arrestare!!

avvicinandosi alla porta per uscire dal negozio controllare ogni tasca per controllare che non ti abbiano infilato qualcosa da qualche parte per farti arrestare!!  Paranoid Parrot

be careful not to send email critical of coworker to said coworker omg he/she got the email

be careful not to send email critical of coworker to said coworker omg he/she got the email   Paranoid Parrot

holds fart in public stomach rumbiling

holds fart in public  stomach rumbiling   Paranoid Parrot

breif ringing in one ear deaf by the end of the day

breif ringing in one ear deaf by the end of the day  Paranoid Parrot

Parents: We'll be back by 11:00 11:03. oh god they must have died in a car crash

Parents: We'll be back by 11:00 11:03. oh god they must have died in a car crash  Paranoid Parrot

Studies for 4 days finishes test in 30 min

Studies for 4 days finishes test in 30 min  Paranoid Parrot

30 year old ceiling fan anyday now

30 year old ceiling fan anyday now  Paranoid Parrot
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