Paranoid Parrot

Nobody says "bless you" when I sneeze What am I doing wrong!?

Nobody says

Hands in exam Trys to remember if i put my name on it for hours after the exam ends

Hands in exam Trys to remember if i put my name on it for hours after the exam ends  Paranoid Parrot

Sees men wearing suits knocking on doors Closes door, turns of lights, and hides

Sees men wearing suits knocking on doors Closes door, turns of lights, and hides  Paranoid Parrot

lock toilet door to go for a crap spend whole time staring at door in case it isn't locked after all

lock toilet door to go for a crap spend whole time staring at door in case it isn't locked after all  Paranoid Parrot

Someone around him coughs exhales to not inhale the virus

Someone around him coughs exhales to not inhale the virus  Paranoid Parrot

Rolls perfect joint If I post it on the internet, the dea will see

Rolls perfect joint If I post it on the internet, the dea will see   Paranoid Parrot

Momentary ringing in ears Tinnitus

Momentary ringing in ears Tinnitus  Paranoid Parrot

needs to pee checks behind shower curtain for murderers

needs to pee checks behind shower curtain for murderers  Paranoid Parrot

playing pokemon in nuzclocke mode never set foot in tall grass

playing pokemon in nuzclocke mode never set foot in tall grass  Paranoid Parrot

Arm falls asleep heart attack

Arm falls asleep heart attack  Paranoid Parrot
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