Paranoid Parrot

eat ice cream with spoon wash hands and face after

 eat ice cream with spoon wash hands and face after  Paranoid Parrot

Using RES when parents walk in the room Scroll slowly to avoid NSFW links

Using RES when parents walk in the room Scroll slowly to avoid NSFW links  Paranoid Parrot

I don't always update my Tumblr But when I do, I make sure it's nothing useful

I don't always update my Tumblr But when I do, I make sure it's nothing useful  Paranoid Parrot

karl said something that alex never did

karl said something that alex never did  Paranoid Parrot

Steps out into the crosswalk OH SHIT! ASIAN DRIVER!

Steps out into the crosswalk OH SHIT! ASIAN DRIVER!  Paranoid Parrot

one little itch after pt in the wrestling room ringworm

one little itch after pt in the wrestling room ringworm  Paranoid Parrot

wash hands before jerkin' it

wash hands before jerkin' it  Paranoid Parrot

I'm as nervous as a whore in church!

I'm as nervous as a whore in church!  Paranoid Parrot

Fat finger one key while typing a password delete everything

Fat finger one key while typing a password delete everything  Paranoid Parrot

Sleeps on the couch of a quintet entrance living room keep machete underneath couch cushion

Sleeps on the couch of a quintet entrance living room  keep machete underneath couch cushion  Paranoid Parrot
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