Paranoid Parrot

Thinks about sitting on viper's throne. Will be banned for even thinking about it.

Thinks about sitting on viper's throne. Will be banned for even thinking about it.  Paranoid Parrot

Goes to take math exam clear clear clear clear clear

Goes to take math exam clear clear clear clear clear  Paranoid Parrot

Sees post about CP in ask reddit links Unsubscribes from /r/askreddit

Sees post about CP in ask reddit links Unsubscribes from /r/askreddit  Paranoid Parrot

Blanket hangs unevenly off bed Bad feng shui

Blanket hangs unevenly off bed Bad feng shui  Paranoid Parrot

Diligently focused on work Jumps when co-worker unexpectedly talks to you

Diligently focused on work Jumps when co-worker unexpectedly talks to you  Paranoid Parrot

doesnt want reddit to point out my mistakes googles every word to see if spelled right

doesnt want reddit to point out my mistakes googles every word to see if spelled right  Paranoid Parrot

Smells a fart in a public place Thinks he's shat himself

Smells a fart in a public place Thinks he's shat himself  Paranoid Parrot

drive by kids at 2mph to be safe jet off when past to not look like a pedophile

drive by kids at 2mph to be safe jet off when past to not look like a pedophile  Paranoid Parrot

Posted a meme a week ago that got 5 up votes maybe i should check if it got anymore

Posted a meme a week ago that got 5 up votes maybe i should check if it got anymore  Paranoid Parrot

Never cut and paste always copy and paste, then delete original after

Never cut and paste always copy and paste, then delete original after  Paranoid Parrot
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