Paranoid Parrot

Messes up human verification when posting on reddit reddit thinks im a robot

Messes up human verification when posting on reddit reddit thinks im a robot  Paranoid Parrot

nervous about everything I post they'll judge me

nervous about everything I post they'll judge me  Paranoid Parrot

Can't leave the window open He's gonna jump out

Can't leave the window open He's gonna jump out  Paranoid Parrot

car ahead makes turn after i put on my blinker they're following me

car ahead makes turn after i put on my blinker they're following me  Paranoid Parrot

Have just checked blind spot : Empty Peek at it two more times just to be sure

Have just checked blind spot : Empty Peek at it two more times just to be sure  Paranoid Parrot

posts screencap closes all other tabs first

posts screencap closes all other tabs first  Paranoid Parrot

Hears loud truck idling outside window my cars being repo'd

Hears loud truck idling outside window my cars being repo'd  Paranoid Parrot

sends a vulgar text message to friend jokingly no response... did that message somehow get sent to professional contacts!?

sends a vulgar text message to friend jokingly  no response... did that message somehow get sent to professional contacts!?  Paranoid Parrot

Wakes up with mosquito bite on arm bedbugs!

Wakes up with mosquito bite on arm bedbugs!  Paranoid Parrot

make misleading footprints to lead your killers elsewhere

make misleading footprints to lead your killers elsewhere   Paranoid Parrot
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