Paranoid Parrot

OPPONENT PICKS MILEENA IN MORTAL KOMBAT HOLD BLOCK ALL GAME LONG TO AVOID AIR DROP

OPPONENT PICKS MILEENA IN MORTAL KOMBAT HOLD BLOCK ALL GAME LONG TO AVOID AIR DROP  Paranoid Parrot

wreck on highway near friend call him, goes to voicemail oh god he is dead

wreck on highway near friend
call him, goes to voicemail oh god he is dead  Paranoid Parrot

People say my voice is great, maybe get a career in radio They all think I'm hideous

People say my voice is great, maybe get a career in radio They all think I'm hideous   Paranoid Parrot

doing a multimedia presentation Hopes there are no slides of me masturbating.

doing a multimedia presentation Hopes there are no slides of me masturbating.  Paranoid Parrot

relieved girlfriend isn't pregnant after bareback infetrile

relieved girlfriend isn't pregnant after bareback infetrile  Paranoid Parrot

Lives Alone Uses headphones to masturbate

Lives Alone Uses headphones to masturbate  Paranoid Parrot

Someone says they need to brush their teeth they must have been looking at my teeth

Someone says they need to brush their teeth they must have been looking at my teeth  Paranoid Parrot

passionately Singing to the radio while driving alone Checks cell phone to see if they accidentally pocket-dialed someone who might be listening

passionately Singing to the radio while driving alone Checks cell phone to see if they accidentally pocket-dialed someone who might be listening  Paranoid Parrot

Checks door is locked by trying door handle Tries door handle again in case first check unlocked door

Checks door is locked by trying door handle Tries door handle again in case first check unlocked door  Paranoid Parrot

Wants to buy pressure cooker buys from small shop in neighboring county with cash

Wants to buy pressure cooker buys from small shop in neighboring county with cash  Paranoid Parrot
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