Paranoid Parrot

type random assortment of letters double check if it had any sexual innuendos

type random assortment of letters double check if it had any sexual innuendos  Paranoid Parrot

Typing a complex word and no red line shows up types random letters to make sure spell check is still on

Typing a complex word and no red line shows up types random letters to make sure spell check is still on  Paranoid Parrot

I've never made a confession bear Because I think in the future, everything can be traced back

I've never made a confession bear Because I think in the future, everything can be traced back  Paranoid Parrot

Hear a high pitched r/c boat in someone's pool It's a kidnapped girl screaming for help

Hear a high pitched r/c boat in someone's pool It's a kidnapped girl screaming for help  Paranoid Parrot

Makes a meme "I better post it as quickly as possible before someone steals it!"

Makes a meme

Was going to post a negative comment about 'Anonymous' Decides against it in case I get hacked in revenge.

Was going to post a negative comment about 'Anonymous' Decides against it in case I get hacked in revenge.  Paranoid Parrot

period is late i'm a pregnant virgin

period is late i'm a pregnant virgin  Paranoid Parrot

shows up fifteen minutes early why isn't anyone else here yet?

shows up fifteen minutes early why isn't anyone else here yet?  Paranoid Parrot

philosoraptor? EXISTENTIAL CRISIS

philosoraptor?  EXISTENTIAL CRISIS  Paranoid Parrot

sees vapor trails from jets I'm about to die of a plague!

sees vapor trails from jets I'm about to die of a plague!  Paranoid Parrot
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