Paranoid Parrot

See ad stuck in doorway ransom note

See ad stuck in doorway ransom note  Paranoid Parrot

evening takes romantic turn. date grabs crotch. forgot to consult the sex offender list beforehand.

evening takes romantic turn. date grabs crotch. forgot to consult the sex offender list beforehand.  Paranoid Parrot

misspell a word correct it instantly

misspell a word correct it instantly  Paranoid Parrot

"stay away from that trap door" WHAT THE FUCK WILL GET MY THIS TIme

takes drag off first ever cigarette makes appointment with pulmonologist

takes drag off first ever cigarette makes appointment with pulmonologist  Paranoid Parrot

watches "lockup" marathon i wonder if that's what it'll be like when i go there.

watches

Get book in mail Bug flies out Nowhere is safe

Get book in mail Bug flies out  Nowhere is safe  Paranoid Parrot

Finish fapping Clean your entire room to dispose of the evidence

Finish fapping Clean your entire room to dispose of the evidence  Paranoid Parrot

Stare at the mirror too long Sure something is going to come out and get you

Stare at the mirror too long Sure something is going to come out and get you  Paranoid Parrot

Start swimming in pool There are sharks everywhere

Start swimming in pool There are sharks everywhere  Paranoid Parrot
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