Paranoid Parrot

Drop essay in drop box sucked in to black hole, definitely going to fail

Drop essay in drop box sucked in to black hole, definitely going to fail  Paranoid Parrot

smokes high quality weed oh my god it was laced

smokes high quality weed oh my god it was laced  Paranoid Parrot

Bedroom window's shades are up at night while I sit across from it Someone must be able to assassinate me

Bedroom window's shades are up at night while I sit across from it Someone must be able to assassinate me  Paranoid Parrot

minor toothache cavity!

minor toothache cavity!  Paranoid Parrot

lives alone still pees with door closed

lives alone still pees with door closed  Paranoid Parrot

Wear tie dye shirt, use a Jamaican book for read aloud, and have teacher say you were really calm and mellow. EVERYONE NOW THINKS I'M A POT HEAD

Wear tie dye shirt, use a Jamaican book for read aloud, and have teacher say you were really calm and mellow. EVERYONE NOW THINKS I'M A POT HEAD  Paranoid Parrot

friendly cav hooves shit shit shit im gonna die!

friendly cav hooves shit shit shit im gonna die!  Paranoid Parrot

doesn't understand the trick with the FB login page heart attack

doesn't understand the trick with the FB login page heart attack  Paranoid Parrot

Text is legible from thumbnail clicks anyway to make sure

Text is legible from thumbnail  clicks anyway to make sure  Paranoid Parrot

First thing that happens to post is one downvote delete it

First thing that happens to post is one downvote delete it  Paranoid Parrot
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