Paranoid Parrot

Gets a headache "I must have a brain tumor"

Gets a headache

Sends facebook reply after reading 3 times and spell checking through google

Sends facebook reply after reading 3 times and spell checking through google  Paranoid Parrot

first time driving alone thinks every sound from the radio are police sirens

first time driving alone thinks every sound from the radio are police sirens  Paranoid Parrot

Align shampoo bottles the same way to see if anyone uses them

Align shampoo bottles the same way to see if anyone uses them  Paranoid Parrot

changing near window someone is watching me

changing near window someone is watching me  Paranoid Parrot

Airplane flys overhead Check for bombs

Airplane flys overhead Check for bombs  Paranoid Parrot

ponders recent string of natural disasters haarp

ponders recent string of natural disasters haarp  Paranoid Parrot

id like to keep all my feathers you bitch

id like to keep all my feathers you bitch  Paranoid Parrot

pass by girl don't inhale

pass by girl don't inhale  Paranoid Parrot

someone mentions cats let everyone know im scared of them

someone mentions cats let everyone know im scared of them  Paranoid Parrot
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