Paranoid Parrot

think of something good to post on reddit someone is probably posting the exact same thing right now

think of something good to post on reddit someone is probably posting the exact same thing right now  Paranoid Parrot

long distance girlfriend says "can't wait to see you!" Run to calendar to make sure you don't have the wrong date

long distance girlfriend says

See pencil appear and dissapear on Skype Oh god what were they about to say about me?

See pencil appear and dissapear on Skype Oh god what were they about to say about me?  Paranoid Parrot

FUCKS BABIES RIDICULES THEM FOR IMMATURITY

FUCKS BABIES RIDICULES THEM FOR IMMATURITY   Paranoid Parrot

Drive past a cop go three miles out of your way to lose him

Drive past a cop go three miles out of your way to lose him  Paranoid Parrot

Je Vetem ne shtepi dhe degjon zhurma Dhe pranon faktin qe do vdesesh

Je Vetem ne shtepi dhe degjon zhurma Dhe pranon faktin qe do vdesesh  Paranoid Parrot

goes into bathroom to pee immediately check bathtub just in case

goes into bathroom to pee immediately check bathtub just in case  Paranoid Parrot

Someone says "Ugh, do you smell that?" It's probably me.

Someone says

These background colors make my beak look big

These background colors make my beak look big  Paranoid Parrot

What if Michael Petrucha is me?

What if Michael Petrucha is me?  Paranoid Parrot
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