Paranoid Parrot

Hears people talking "Fuck, they're talking shit about me."

Hears people talking

Make eye contact with street dealer Double time

Make eye contact with street dealer Double time  Paranoid Parrot

had a Dream Daniel Radcliff got fat wake up and immediately check google images to make sure it was just a dream.

had a Dream Daniel Radcliff got fat wake up and immediately check google images to make sure it was just a dream.   Paranoid Parrot

sneaking out to go have late night fun doesn't have any fun because he's too scared

sneaking out to go have late night fun doesn't have any fun because he's too scared  Paranoid Parrot

blackout a serial killer cut my electricity!

blackout a serial killer cut my electricity!  Paranoid Parrot

says cabinet is empty checks anyways

says cabinet is empty checks anyways  Paranoid Parrot

mano cala a boca

mano cala a boca  Paranoid Parrot

Left a drink on the table at the club while we went to dance. Don't drink it

Left a drink on the table at the club while we went to dance. Don't drink it  Paranoid Parrot

My nipples are itchy Oh god my mic could be on

My nipples are itchy Oh god my mic could be on  Paranoid Parrot

black guy in bank gtfo

black guy in bank gtfo  Paranoid Parrot
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