Paranoid Parrot

Gives phone to person to look at one picture scared they are going to look at other pictures

Gives phone to person to look at one picture scared they are going to look at other pictures  Paranoid Parrot

rides stationary bike wears helmet, just in case

rides stationary bike  wears helmet, just in case  Paranoid Parrot

Darji Wala chooses an iClicker answer. Clicks answer 10 more times to make sure it went through.

Darji Wala chooses an iClicker answer.  Clicks answer 10 more times to make sure it went through.   Paranoid Parrot

Door was open for a few seconds while I checked the mail Look in every room and closet just to be sure there are no murderers

Door was open for a few seconds while I checked the mail Look in every room and closet just to be sure there are no murderers  Paranoid Parrot

Post gets upvoted Deletes it so Nobody can downvote it

Post gets upvoted Deletes it so Nobody can downvote it  Paranoid Parrot

car following me in the same lane for two blocks slows down until they pass

car following me in the same lane for two blocks slows down until they pass  Paranoid Parrot

Walks into airport security There must be a bomb somehow inside me

Walks into airport security There must be a bomb somehow inside me  Paranoid Parrot

Desperately needs to rearrange penis/balls on the bus Sits still in his own personal hell for an hour to avoid looking like he is masturbating

Desperately needs to rearrange penis/balls on the bus Sits still in his own personal hell for an hour to avoid looking like he is masturbating  Paranoid Parrot

Hear a plane fly over your house while in bed WW3 is here

Hear a plane fly over your house while in bed WW3 is here  Paranoid Parrot

Looks under bed for monsters still jumps from 10 feet away

Looks under bed for monsters still jumps from 10 feet away   Paranoid Parrot
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