Paranoid Parrot

Mutes ipod when laughter is heard Because they might be laughing at me

Mutes ipod when laughter is heard Because they might be laughing at me  Paranoid Parrot

Check back pocket for wallet pull it out so people dont think your grabbing your own ass

Check back pocket for wallet pull it out so people dont think your grabbing your own ass  Paranoid Parrot

Need to get over fear of flying Spend weeks coming to terms with the prospect of death

Need to get over fear of flying Spend weeks coming to terms with the prospect of death  Paranoid Parrot

Dinosaur Pirate

Dinosaur Pirate  Paranoid Parrot

facebook creeping on cute girl Uses incognito

facebook creeping on cute girl Uses incognito  Paranoid Parrot

sees cat staring at nothing in corner moves out

sees cat staring at
nothing in corner moves out  Paranoid Parrot

sees a new facebook update and has an instant response waits a few minutes to reply so people don't think he is obsessive or crazy

sees a new facebook update and has an instant response waits a few minutes to reply so people don't think he is obsessive or crazy  Paranoid Parrot

Alarm is set Monday-Friday Better make sure it's still on EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT.

Alarm is set Monday-Friday Better make sure it's still on EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT.  Paranoid Parrot

Shock collar to stop dog from barking better check to see if he's still alive

Shock collar to stop dog from barking better check to see if he's still alive  Paranoid Parrot

See a security cam now they know where i am

See a security cam now they know where i am  Paranoid Parrot
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