Paranoid Parrot

Said happy birthday to close friend on facebook? Better say happy birthday to all the people i dont know well in case they check and notice i wished someone a happy birthday and not them

Said happy birthday to close friend on facebook? Better say happy birthday to all the people i dont know well in case they check and notice i wished someone a happy birthday and not them  Paranoid Parrot

Someone leaves shampoo in dorm shower Refuse to use it, most likely has cum in it

Someone leaves shampoo in dorm shower Refuse to use it, most likely has cum in it  Paranoid Parrot

A girl likes me when I don't pay her much attention Scared to start liking her

A girl likes me when I don't pay her much attention Scared to start liking her  Paranoid Parrot

Car behind you changes lanes at the same time as you I'm being followed!!

Car behind you changes lanes at the same time as you I'm being followed!!  Paranoid Parrot

Reads post about spiders with RES enabled Keeps cursor on far left to avoid images

Reads post about spiders with RES enabled Keeps cursor on far left to avoid images  Paranoid Parrot

Hears noise in empty house oh god zombies outside

Hears noise in empty house oh god zombies outside  Paranoid Parrot

Friend doesn't immediately respond in Words With Friends He's dead!

Friend doesn't immediately respond in Words With Friends He's dead!  Paranoid Parrot

organic chemistry final in the morning check alarm clock ten times

organic chemistry final in the morning check alarm clock ten times   Paranoid Parrot

Who is that creepin'? drive by!

Who is that creepin'? drive by!  Paranoid Parrot

FEDEX Is COMING GETS VIDEO CAMERA READY JUST IN CASE

FEDEX Is COMING GETS VIDEO CAMERA READY JUST IN CASE  Paranoid Parrot
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