Paranoid Parrot

boyfriend keeps correcting me omg he thinks i am stupid

boyfriend keeps correcting me omg he thinks i am 
stupid  Paranoid Parrot

Watch scary movie know the monster is watching you sleep

Watch scary movie know the monster is watching you sleep  Paranoid Parrot

Internet friend hasn't logged in for two days Google their name to look for obituary

Internet friend hasn't logged in for two days Google their name to look for obituary  Paranoid Parrot

forgets to brush teeth doesnt open mouth for the rest of the day

forgets to brush teeth doesnt open mouth for the rest of the day  Paranoid Parrot

Clicks the refresh button even on pages that auto-refresh

Clicks the refresh button even on pages that auto-refresh  Paranoid Parrot

Light bulb burns out while p00pin' gotta clean up p00p trail now that the bulb is replaced

Light bulb burns out while p00pin' gotta clean up p00p trail now that the bulb is replaced  Paranoid Parrot

Turn phone off during final Afraid will ring anyway

Turn phone off during final Afraid will ring anyway  Paranoid Parrot

Goes quit outside of bedroom They know I'm fapping

Goes quit outside of bedroom They know I'm fapping  Paranoid Parrot

Find dead sister in garage Chill out and tell parents few days later. I'm not afraid of anything.

Find dead sister in garage Chill out and tell parents few days later.  I'm not afraid of anything.  Paranoid Parrot

The power goes out at night Fucking swing every where

The power goes out at night Fucking swing every where  Paranoid Parrot
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