Paranoid Parrot

In bed, left closet door open The monsters are watching.

In bed, left  closet door open The monsters are watching.  Paranoid Parrot

Trip while walking to school Everyone saw

Trip while walking to school Everyone saw  Paranoid Parrot

premere il tasto per chiudere le portiere dell'auto sette volte, per sicurezza

premere il tasto per chiudere le portiere dell'auto sette volte, per sicurezza  Paranoid Parrot

Can't find Money Scumbag steve took it

Can't find Money Scumbag steve took it  Paranoid Parrot

girlfriend doesn't pick up phone she was murderd and im next

girlfriend doesn't pick up phone  she was murderd and im next  Paranoid Parrot

Looks at the "See Something. Say Something." sign at the airport says something.

Looks at the

tells joke, everyone laughs "They're laughing at me"

tells joke, everyone laughs

haven't seen a spider in months what are they planning!

haven't seen a spider in months what are they planning!   Paranoid Parrot

Better cut myself open And store the blood in my fridge in case of an emergency

Better cut myself open And store the blood in my fridge in case of an emergency  Paranoid Parrot

What if the spider drops down from the ceiling onto my bed... and it can't leave.

What if the spider drops down from the ceiling onto my bed... and it can't leave.  Paranoid Parrot
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