Paranoid Parrot

Stranger touches your arm in passing Fuck I'm demon possessed

Stranger touches your arm in passing Fuck I'm demon possessed  Paranoid Parrot

approaching airport security try your hardest not to be a terrorist

approaching airport security try your hardest not to be a terrorist  Paranoid Parrot

car in rearview turns, shows up in rearview again confirmed stalker

car in rearview turns,
shows up in rearview again confirmed stalker  Paranoid Parrot

cade la connessione dopo aver scaricato da torrent per 12 ore cazzo, stavolta mi hanno beccato

cade la connessione dopo aver scaricato da torrent per 12 ore cazzo, stavolta mi hanno beccato  Paranoid Parrot

Squirrel sees me and doesn't run away in fear RABIES!

Squirrel sees me and doesn't run away in fear RABIES!  Paranoid Parrot

pheonix stance

pheonix stance   Paranoid Parrot

friend on facebook goes offline immediately after messaging them they hate me

friend on facebook goes offline immediately after messaging them they hate me  Paranoid Parrot

I finally turned in the test 50/50 chance i forgot to write my name

I finally turned in the test 50/50 chance i forgot to write my name  Paranoid Parrot

Makes a meme Uses Karmadecay to make sure it's original

Makes a meme Uses Karmadecay to make sure it's original  Paranoid Parrot

Had sex dream while next to girlfriend which wasn't about her Spend all morning being extra nice to her in case she knows

Had sex dream while next to girlfriend which wasn't about her Spend all morning being extra nice to her in case she knows  Paranoid Parrot
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