Paranoid Parrot

Boss is still in her office She is playing chicken with me to see if i'll leave first

Boss is still in her office She is playing chicken with me to see if i'll leave first  Paranoid Parrot

Two scabs close together Must be venomous spider bite

Two scabs close together Must be venomous spider bite  Paranoid Parrot

Cop is 10 cars up from me Just play it cool

Cop is 10 cars up from me Just play it cool  Paranoid Parrot

Cover webcam In case somebody is watching

Cover webcam  In case somebody is watching  Paranoid Parrot

Accidentally bumps into someone checks pockets twice

Accidentally bumps into someone checks pockets twice  Paranoid Parrot

What if they post the nudes i never took

What if they post the nudes i never took  Paranoid Parrot

TV Flickers for split second the Nuclear holocaust is finally here

TV Flickers for split second the Nuclear holocaust is finally here  Paranoid Parrot

enjoys sense of order, drank on two consecutive nights, had a bad day, difficulty falling asleep OCD, alcohlic, depressed, insomniac

enjoys sense of order,
drank on two consecutive nights,
had a bad day,
difficulty falling asleep OCD, alcohlic, depressed, insomniac  Paranoid Parrot

At the Amtrak station I'm going to get robbed for $50

At the Amtrak station  I'm going to get robbed for $50  Paranoid Parrot

Girl I like doesn't text me for a day SHE HATES ME

Girl I like doesn't text me for a day SHE HATES ME  Paranoid Parrot
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