Paranoid Parrot

Brief power outage this is the end

Brief power outage this is the end  Paranoid Parrot

Friends say my meme was "Nice" They are all laughing

Friends say my meme was

Stops posting on facebook worried that ruby will be stalking me

Stops posting on facebook worried that ruby will be stalking me  Paranoid Parrot

GETS A GIRLFRIEND "YOU FUCKED THE HUMANS DIDNT YOU??"

GETS A GIRLFRIEND

Fake ID? Tell me the fuck where to get one

Fake ID? Tell me the fuck where to get one  Paranoid Parrot

Has a movie night while babysitting for next door neighbour - 8 year old picks 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit' Questions PG rating

Has a movie night while babysitting for next door neighbour - 8 year old picks 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit' Questions PG rating  Paranoid Parrot

Clean cobwebs in basement. Wear Lacrosse gear to fight spiders.

Clean cobwebs in basement. Wear Lacrosse gear to fight spiders.  Paranoid Parrot

Auto save SAVE AGAIN

Auto save SAVE AGAIN  Paranoid Parrot

Looks both ways when crossing a one way street

Looks both ways  when crossing a one way street  Paranoid Parrot

remove shipping labels before recycling cardboard boxes

remove shipping labels before recycling cardboard boxes  Paranoid Parrot
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