Paranoid Parrot

Meet pretty girl ASSUME SHE'S MARRIED

Meet pretty girl ASSUME SHE'S MARRIED  Paranoid Parrot

Car honks when unlock button is pressed Might be a coincidence

Car honks when unlock button is pressed Might be a coincidence   Paranoid Parrot

tapes over webcam hole

 tapes over webcam hole  Paranoid Parrot

my lube mysteriously appears in the kitchen twice a week

my lube mysteriously appears in the kitchen twice a week  Paranoid Parrot

Makes a strange noise with his shoe tries to make the same noise with his shoe again so that people didnt think he farted

Makes a strange noise with his shoe tries to make the same noise with his shoe again so that people didnt think he farted  Paranoid Parrot

leaves house for the day worries it'll burn down by the time he gets back

leaves house for the day worries it'll burn down by the time he gets back  Paranoid Parrot

The toast is too dark i will die of cancer

The toast is too dark i will die of cancer  Paranoid Parrot

drives through a busy intersection thinks of every way an accident can happen

drives through a busy intersection thinks of every way an accident can happen  Paranoid Parrot

Checks comments after pressing back to make sure comment got posted

Checks comments after pressing back to make sure comment got posted  Paranoid Parrot

makes a meme hurries to post it before someone sees your meme and posts it before you

makes a meme hurries to post it before someone sees your meme and posts it before you  Paranoid Parrot
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