Paranoid Parrot

Locks door Tries to open door to make sure its locked

Locks door Tries to open door to make sure its locked  Paranoid Parrot

Is a dryguy STILL afraid to put lotion anywhere in bedroom

Is a dryguy STILL afraid to put lotion anywhere in bedroom  Paranoid Parrot

FB event at 2:00 am Complains so its at 2:00 pm

FB event at 2:00 am Complains so its at 2:00 pm  Paranoid Parrot

Laptop getting hot on blanket shit's gonna blow!

Laptop getting hot on blanket shit's gonna blow!  Paranoid Parrot

Walk down street. Man looks at you and his watch CIA's following me

Walk down street. Man looks at you and his watch CIA's following me  Paranoid Parrot

Takes a piss at a automatic toilet The sensor is a camera watching me piss.

Takes a piss at a automatic toilet The sensor is a camera watching me piss.  Paranoid Parrot

drive by crushes house they saw your license plate, investigated, and found out it was you

drive by crushes house they saw your license plate, investigated, and found out it was you  Paranoid Parrot

Read about possible ways that humanity will end ITS HAPPENING TODAY

Read about possible ways that humanity will end  ITS HAPPENING TODAY  Paranoid Parrot

never sets lotion next to a box of tissues people will think it's a fap station

never sets lotion next to a box of tissues people will think it's a fap station  Paranoid Parrot

Brings dog to petsmart Gets nervous that they think you're trying to steal it

Brings dog to petsmart Gets nervous that they think you're trying to steal it  Paranoid Parrot
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