Paranoid Parrot

Car drives by while taking out the trash at night Drive-by shooting

Car drives by while taking out the trash at night Drive-by shooting  Paranoid Parrot

get reply from an email re-read what I initially sent out to make sure it made sense

get reply from an email re-read what I initially sent out to make sure it made sense  Paranoid Parrot

POsting in /r/spacedicks Caps lock on

POsting in /r/spacedicks Caps lock on  Paranoid Parrot

one person downvoted a reply to my comment they think it's me! better upvote

one person downvoted a reply to my comment they think it's me! better upvote  Paranoid Parrot

Feels tiny earthquake "holy crap! here comes the big one!!!"

Feels tiny earthquake

Locks car door Comes back a second time to unlock then lock just in case

Locks car door Comes back a second time to unlock then lock just in case  Paranoid Parrot

11:11 CHOOSE WORDS VERY CAREFULLY. DON'T WANT ANYTHING EVIL TO ACCIDENTALLY HAPPEN.

11:11 CHOOSE WORDS VERY CAREFULLY. DON'T WANT ANYTHING EVIL TO ACCIDENTALLY HAPPEN.   Paranoid Parrot

hears creepy noise downstairs late at night doesn't move or breath for 5 minutes

hears creepy noise downstairs late at night doesn't move or breath for 5 minutes  Paranoid Parrot

Started watching breaking bad definitely have cancer

Started watching breaking bad definitely have cancer  Paranoid Parrot

Knows it's a self post Clicks comments just to be safe

Knows it's a self post Clicks comments just to be safe  Paranoid Parrot
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