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Paranoid Parrot

makes controversial post on facebook checks friends list every 5 minutes to see if anyone has un-friended him

makes controversial post on facebook checks friends list every 5 minutes to see if anyone has un-friended him Paranoid Parrot
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Is told to sleep with car keys and push panic button if she thinks someone is trying to break in car alarms goes off at least 50 fucking times a night

Is told to sleep with car keys and push panic button if she thinks someone is trying to break in car alarms goes off at least 50 fucking times a night Paranoid Parrot
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Keep eye contact with women just in case they can tell

Keep eye contact with women just in case they can tell Paranoid Parrot
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Toys not where I left them they're alive

Toys not where I left them they're alive Paranoid Parrot
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hits large bump in the road checks mirrors to make sure it wasn't a body.

hits large bump in the road checks mirrors to make sure it wasn't a body. Paranoid Parrot
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Stalk someone on facebook goes back through every picture to make sure no accidental "likes"

Stalk someone on facebook goes back through every picture to make sure no accidental
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SUV drives by house while torrenting movies It's the FBI coming to bust me

SUV drives by house while torrenting movies It's the FBI coming to bust me Paranoid Parrot
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class attendance sheet is passed around use ink so no one after you can erase your name

class attendance sheet is passed around use ink so no one after you can erase your name Paranoid Parrot
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What if there were cameras In the Montgomery County School bathrooms...

What if there were cameras In the Montgomery County School bathrooms... Paranoid Parrot
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Crossing the street Looks up

Crossing the street Looks up Paranoid Parrot
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