Paranoid Parrot

watch criminal minds all the white people i know are serial killers

watch criminal minds all the white people i know are serial killers  Paranoid Parrot

Doing absolutely nothing wrong shits pants and tries to act normal when passing a cop

Doing absolutely nothing wrong shits pants and tries to act normal when passing a cop  Paranoid Parrot

I'm Caw-ming to poop on your truck

I'm Caw-ming  to poop on your truck  Paranoid Parrot

look at child they think I am a pedophile

look at child they think I am a pedophile  Paranoid Parrot

cats congregate on street in the morning planning to take over the world

cats congregate on street in the morning planning to take over the world  Paranoid Parrot

Leaving house, check for keys, lock door from inside. Check for keys and to make sure door is locked twice once outside.

Leaving house, check for keys, lock door from inside. Check for keys and to make sure door is locked twice once outside.  Paranoid Parrot

jacket cloth raises up near crotch everyone thinks i have a boner

jacket cloth raises up near crotch everyone thinks i have a boner  Paranoid Parrot

sees plane fly over head braces for terrorist bombing

sees plane fly over head braces for terrorist bombing  Paranoid Parrot

captcha is impossible to type the government must be behind this

captcha is impossible to type the government must be behind this  Paranoid Parrot

Wife goes out without me she's cheating

Wife goes out without me she's cheating  Paranoid Parrot
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