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Paranoid Parrot

watch show about different diseases i'm gonna get one

watch show about different diseases i'm gonna get one Paranoid Parrot
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did i forget to zip my fly? discretely touch crotch

did i forget to zip my fly? discretely touch crotch Paranoid Parrot
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When life gives you lemons Examine for poison

When life gives you lemons Examine for poison Paranoid Parrot
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"hello, my name is kimber" and Everyone hates me
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Sees white car ahead Is that a cop?

Sees white car ahead Is that a cop? Paranoid Parrot
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lock doors Check 5 times if really locked

lock doors Check 5 times if really locked Paranoid Parrot
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Plays slender checks every inch of the house with a 2x4

Plays slender checks every inch of the house with a 2x4 Paranoid Parrot
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I always comment on the scent of the hand soap upon returning from the toilet So people know I washed my hands

I always comment on the scent of the hand soap upon returning from the toilet So people know I washed my hands Paranoid Parrot
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Sees police driving behind Stay at the exact speed limit

Sees police driving behind Stay at the exact speed limit Paranoid Parrot
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Has to leave at 10 am Checks watch every 5 minutes to leave at the right time

Has to leave at 10 am Checks watch every 5 minutes to leave at the right time Paranoid Parrot
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