Paranoid Parrot

puts laptop on lap OH my god i'm going to become infertile and develop testicular cancer

puts laptop on lap OH my god i'm going to become infertile and develop testicular cancer  Paranoid Parrot

BAX/BAK Upregulation with BCL-2 protein inhibition OH GOD Mitochondrial apoptosis-induced channel formation on my cells. I lived a good life.

BAX/BAK Upregulation with BCL-2 protein inhibition OH GOD Mitochondrial apoptosis-induced channel formation on my cells. I lived a good life.  Paranoid Parrot

Scratch nose Everyone thinks I'm picking it

Scratch nose Everyone thinks I'm picking it  Paranoid Parrot

Home alone. Some guy knocks on the door. Hide in closet.

Home alone. Some guy knocks on the door. Hide in closet.  Paranoid Parrot

KLAPPET DU TIL PC'EN ELLER TIL DET JEG SA?

KLAPPET DU TIL PC'EN ELLER TIL DET JEG SA?  Paranoid Parrot

Remembers The Truman Show Starts acting normal

Remembers The Truman Show Starts acting normal  Paranoid Parrot

Walk past black guy hes gonna kill you

Walk past black guy hes gonna kill you  Paranoid Parrot

watches documentary about prison life never jaywalk again

watches documentary about prison life never jaywalk again  Paranoid Parrot

guy wears skull shirt on casual day satanist

guy wears skull shirt on casual day satanist  Paranoid Parrot

What? I'm peeing

What? I'm peeing  Paranoid Parrot
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