Paranoid Parrot

CLASSMATE LOOKS AT ME DURING TEST DONT YOU FUCKING COPY ME!

CLASSMATE LOOKS AT ME DURING TEST DONT YOU FUCKING COPY ME!  Paranoid Parrot

Left chocolate milk unatended paris took a drink

Left chocolate milk unatended paris took a drink  Paranoid Parrot

ordered red wine vinaigrette for salad coworkers think i'm a drunk

ordered red wine vinaigrette for salad coworkers think 
i'm a drunk  Paranoid Parrot

parents leave you home alone for 2 hours think stranger is in your home the whole fucking time

parents leave you home alone for 2 hours think stranger is in your home the whole fucking time  Paranoid Parrot

Clean spot on floor that's been there for days continue avoiding spot

Clean spot on floor that's been there for days continue avoiding spot  Paranoid Parrot

Get's passed a bowl Refuses white lighter

Get's passed a bowl Refuses white lighter  Paranoid Parrot

Talking poorly about somebody Check phone to make sure not accidentally calling them

Talking poorly about somebody Check phone to make sure not accidentally calling them  Paranoid Parrot

DOG doesn't greet me when i come in the house he's dead

DOG doesn't greet me when i come in the house he's dead  Paranoid Parrot

Walk through airport security I'm going to Guantanamo Bay

Walk through airport security I'm going to Guantanamo Bay  Paranoid Parrot

play qwop once new phobia: Running

play qwop once new phobia: Running  Paranoid Parrot
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