Paranoid Parrot

My feathers are blue! I must be in the Illuminati!

My feathers are blue! I must be in the Illuminati!  Paranoid Parrot

Goes to a potluck Everything is poisoned

Goes to a potluck Everything is poisoned  Paranoid Parrot

neighbor remarks on funny shirt i had on yesterday he's stalking me

neighbor remarks on funny shirt i had on yesterday he's stalking me  Paranoid Parrot

pretends to look busy at crosswalk until there are no more cars

pretends to look busy at crosswalk until there are no more cars  Paranoid Parrot

Standing next to a window Sniper Target

Standing next to a window Sniper Target  Paranoid Parrot

family was out of the house all day still fapped in the bathroom

family was out of the house all day still fapped in the bathroom  Paranoid Parrot

Okay, I'm in park and the car is off Dare I take my foot off the brake?

Okay, I'm in park and the car is off Dare I take my foot off the brake?  Paranoid Parrot

See cop while driving on highway and hit the breaks Was going 5 under in the first place!

See cop while driving on highway and hit the breaks Was going  5 under in the first place!  Paranoid Parrot

rytmiczki niedostepne na fejsie napisaly esej i spia

rytmiczki niedostepne na fejsie napisaly esej i spia  Paranoid Parrot

Had a no wipe poop Wipe anyway

Had a no wipe poop Wipe anyway  Paranoid Parrot
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