Paranoid Parrot

Reddit is down oh god

Reddit is down oh god  Paranoid Parrot

Gets on elevator after smoking Everyone can smell me!

Gets on elevator after smoking Everyone can smell me!  Paranoid Parrot

Post got lots of karma deletes it so no one downvotes it

Post got lots of karma deletes it so no one downvotes it  Paranoid Parrot

hear someone walk in while shitting in a public restroom check every 20 seconds to make sure volume is muted on my phone while browsing internet

hear someone walk in while shitting in a public restroom check every 20 seconds to make sure volume is muted on my phone while browsing internet  Paranoid Parrot

Tries to post link to Snowden petition to facebook 3 times. Computer crashes each time before I can post it. "Shit! the NSA is on to me!"

Tries to post link to Snowden petition to facebook 3 times. Computer crashes each time before I can post it.

Watches 50/50 a while after feels pain in lumbar i'm going to die

Watches 50/50
a while after feels pain in lumbar i'm going to die  Paranoid Parrot

mom not answering phone start planning funeral

mom not answering phone start planning funeral  Paranoid Parrot

Has class on first floor the deer are coming for me

Has class on first floor the deer are coming for me  Paranoid Parrot

Sees a white chevy Slams breaks

Sees a white chevy Slams breaks  Paranoid Parrot

HOME ALONE, HEAR NOISE ABOUT TO BE MURDERED

HOME ALONE, HEAR NOISE ABOUT TO BE MURDERED  Paranoid Parrot
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