Paranoid Parrot

Sap accidentally dials number, doesn't talk rapist

Sap accidentally dials number, doesn't talk rapist  Paranoid Parrot

Ack: USC and OJ is here. Hide your women BOYS!

Ack:  USC and OJ is here. Hide your women BOYS!  Paranoid Parrot

washing hair in shower must keep eyes open

washing hair in shower must keep eyes open  Paranoid Parrot

Have to use bathroom on long flight, sitting in window seat Seat neighbors hate me

Have to use bathroom on long flight, sitting in window seat Seat neighbors hate me  Paranoid Parrot

girlfriend doesn't immediately answer phone raped and murdered

girlfriend doesn't immediately answer phone raped and murdered  Paranoid Parrot

onstar is tracking me pull onstar fuse

onstar is tracking me pull onstar fuse  Paranoid Parrot

DONT BE SO PARANOID TURTLE

DONT BE SO PARANOID TURTLE  Paranoid Parrot

im parana oh god did you hear that?

im parana oh god did you hear that?   Paranoid Parrot

smoke weed omfg everyone is out to get me

smoke weed omfg everyone is out to get me  Paranoid Parrot

accidentally piss off the quiet kid i'm so fucked

accidentally piss off the quiet kid i'm so fucked  Paranoid Parrot
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