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Paranoid Parrot

Falsely calls in sick to work Stays home all day so no coworkers see him

Falsely calls in sick to work Stays home all day so no coworkers see him Paranoid Parrot
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No upvotes in the first couple of minutes. "oh god, it's going to fail"

No upvotes in the first couple of minutes.
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IClicks in answer Hits button 5 more times to make sure it sent

IClicks in answer Hits button 5 more times to make sure it sent Paranoid Parrot
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happens to look at kids playing at the playground 'their parents must think that I'm a kiddie diddler'

happens to look at kids playing at the playground 'their parents must think that I'm a kiddie diddler' Paranoid Parrot
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haven't been on the front page in a while my days are numbered

haven't been on the front page in a while my days are numbered Paranoid Parrot
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Oh God fighter jets this is how it ends oh just blue angels

Oh God fighter jets this is how it ends oh just blue angels Paranoid Parrot
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Person in front of me makes all the turns I'm going to make They probably think I'm going to murder them

Person in front of me makes all the turns I'm going to make They probably think I'm going to murder them Paranoid Parrot
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listens to music with headphones in public better take them off to make sure no one else can hear

listens to music with headphones in public better take them off to make sure no one else can hear Paranoid Parrot
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won school raffle gave a fake phone number and now can't verify it

won school raffle gave a fake phone number and now can't verify it Paranoid Parrot
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lock door, walk away walk back, check door is locked

lock door, walk away walk back, check door is locked Paranoid Parrot
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