Paranoid Parrot

Make a joke at someone's expense Watch your back for the next decade

Make a joke at someone's expense Watch your back for the next decade  Paranoid Parrot

dirty and lonely pixel neglecterinos

dirty and lonely pixel neglecterinos  Paranoid Parrot

Set off alarm at airport security everyone thinks i'm a terrorist

Set off alarm at airport security everyone thinks i'm a terrorist  Paranoid Parrot

fear spontaneous sex change pat crotch experimentally throughout the day

fear spontaneous 
sex change pat crotch experimentally throughout the day  Paranoid Parrot

Person shifts position mid conversation I have bad breath

Person shifts position mid conversation I have bad breath  Paranoid Parrot

Get shampoo in eyes while showering omg something's gonna grab me

Get shampoo in eyes while showering omg something's gonna grab me  Paranoid Parrot

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lock door activate alarm while leaving house unlock door, deactivate alarm, go back in house to check if stove was turned off

lock door activate alarm while leaving house unlock door, deactivate alarm, go back in house to check if stove was turned off  Paranoid Parrot

watches the wolfman i don't see why it couldn't happen in real life

watches
the wolfman i don't see why it couldn't happen in real life  Paranoid Parrot

landlord drives by eviction: certain

landlord drives by eviction: certain  Paranoid Parrot
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