Paranoid Parrot

Deja Vu Frantically checks all windows

Deja Vu Frantically checks all windows  Paranoid Parrot

teacher pauses when asking a question do i finish the sentence

teacher pauses when asking a question do i finish the sentence  Paranoid Parrot

3 days since last poop colostomy

3 days since last poop colostomy  Paranoid Parrot

beer, bourbon, special cookie & 5-hour energy shot my brain is going to melt & my heart explode

beer, bourbon, special cookie & 5-hour energy shot my brain is going to melt & my heart explode  Paranoid Parrot

Make eye contact with cute girl She must think i'm staring

Make eye contact with cute girl She must think i'm staring  Paranoid Parrot

Too many threads in e-mail discussion head will explode

Too many threads in e-mail discussion head will explode  Paranoid Parrot

campus alert! the description of offender fits 75% of the guys on campus transfer. everyone's a suspect!

campus alert! the description of offender fits 75% of the guys on campus transfer. everyone's a suspect!  Paranoid Parrot

run for 2013 VP unnoposed IT'S A TRAP.

run for 2013 VP unnoposed IT'S A TRAP.  Paranoid Parrot

Red streak in ice cream could be blood could be cherry

Red streak in ice cream could be blood could be cherry  Paranoid Parrot

Laugh at off-color joke Friends think you're a racist

Laugh at off-color joke Friends think you're a racist  Paranoid Parrot
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