Paranoid Parrot

HOME ALONE shuts bathroom door

HOME ALONE shuts bathroom door  Paranoid Parrot

Finished using video chat BETTER unplug camera and microphone.

Finished using video chat BETTER unplug camera and microphone.  Paranoid Parrot

Gets checked at the airport Anxious and fears life in prison

Gets checked at the airport  Anxious and fears life in prison  Paranoid Parrot

Puts laundry in dryer before bed all that noise in the basement must be someone breaking in

Puts laundry in dryer before bed all that noise in the basement must be someone breaking in  Paranoid Parrot

Pass cop on highway while going the speed limit keep eyes on rearview mirror until he's out of sight

Pass cop on highway while going the speed limit keep eyes on rearview mirror until he's out of sight  Paranoid Parrot

Has a group iPhone message with some friends They probably have another group message to talk about me

Has a group iPhone message with some friends They probably have another group message to talk about me  Paranoid Parrot

About to leave class Better check around my desk several times to make sure I didn't leave anything

About to leave class Better check around my desk several times to make sure I didn't leave anything  Paranoid Parrot

Document just auto-saved Saves again and saves As

Document just auto-saved  Saves again and saves As  Paranoid Parrot

pressed shift 5 times by accident "nobody's home please leave a message"

pressed shift 5 times by accident

Wipes ass, only to find toilet paper spotless I don't believe you

Wipes ass, only to find toilet paper spotless I don't believe you  Paranoid Parrot
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