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Paranoid Parrot

Orders pizza brings knife to the door in case the pizza guy attacks

Orders pizza brings knife to the door in case the pizza guy attacks Paranoid Parrot
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Put mail In mailbox open again to make sure it fell in

Put mail In mailbox open again to make sure it fell in Paranoid Parrot
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puts phone on silent during movie better turn it off just in case

puts phone on silent during movie better turn it off just in case Paranoid Parrot
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knock at the door hide in the closet

knock at the door hide in the closet Paranoid Parrot
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HIGH in public dont make eye contact

HIGH in public dont make eye contact Paranoid Parrot
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Turn off bedroom light Sprint to the fuckin covers.

Turn off bedroom light Sprint to the fuckin covers. Paranoid Parrot
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Tracking says delivery is on it's way knows delivery man won't find his house

Tracking says delivery is on it's way knows delivery man won't find his house Paranoid Parrot
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Cum on fathers face WIN

Cum on fathers face WIN Paranoid Parrot
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Your self-serve fro-yo costs only slightly more than your friends' they think i'm fat

Your self-serve fro-yo costs only slightly more than your friends' they think i'm fat Paranoid Parrot
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Home alone and takes a shit. Still locks door.

Home alone and takes a shit. Still locks door. Paranoid Parrot
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