Paranoid Parrot

Cat somehow learns to talk Kill that bitch she knows too much

Cat somehow learns to talk Kill that bitch she knows too much  Paranoid Parrot

fuck the police! run the fuck upstairs

fuck the police!
 run the fuck upstairs  Paranoid Parrot

Excitedly telling a story OH GOD I JUST SPIT

Excitedly telling a story OH GOD I JUST SPIT  Paranoid Parrot

this parrot sounds like me must get psychological test

this parrot sounds like me must get psychological test  Paranoid Parrot

spots cute girl at Notre Dame makes sure she's just on a tour

spots cute girl at Notre Dame makes sure she's just on a tour  Paranoid Parrot

midterm tomorrow 17 alarms

midterm tomorrow 17 alarms  Paranoid Parrot

lives in constant fear of the day toilet water splashes face while urinating

lives in constant fear of the day toilet water splashes face while urinating  Paranoid Parrot

"We're sorry, Web M.D. could not find an illness that matches your symptoms" shit It's LUPUS

HOW DEADLY IS THE SCORPION THAT JUST CRAWLED ONTO MY FOOT

HOW DEADLY IS THE SCORPION THAT JUST CRAWLED ONTO MY FOOT  Paranoid Parrot

msg someone on facebook they go offline what did i do

msg someone on facebook they go offline
what did i do  Paranoid Parrot
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