Paranoid Parrot

just came was it too soon?

just came was it too soon?  Paranoid Parrot

think of something awesome to do murphys law stops you from doing it

think of something awesome to do murphys law stops you from doing it  Paranoid Parrot

say something as a joke it is going to get taken wrong way

say something as a joke it is going to get taken wrong way  Paranoid Parrot

Buy electric razor Everyone knows I'm going to use it as a vibrator

Buy electric razor Everyone knows I'm going to use it as a vibrator  Paranoid Parrot

Home alone taking a shit locks the door anyway

Home alone taking a shit locks the door anyway  Paranoid Parrot

Takes poop at work and makes the bathroom smell. They'll know it was me.

Takes poop at work and makes the bathroom smell. They'll know it was me.  Paranoid Parrot

kretzer looks at me super long during lecture OH GOD, HE'S STARING INTO MY SOUL! # 12days

kretzer looks at me super long during lecture OH GOD, HE'S STARING INTO MY  SOUL!
# 12days  Paranoid Parrot

FILL UP GAS TANK AND DRIVE 2 MILES I NEED GAS

FILL UP GAS TANK AND DRIVE 2 MILES I NEED GAS  Paranoid Parrot

small Piece of glass in foot time to amputate

small Piece of glass in foot time to amputate  Paranoid Parrot

Walks into bathroom Checks shower for murderer

Walks into bathroom Checks shower for murderer  Paranoid Parrot
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