Paranoid Parrot

Someone walks into bathroom while pooping Stop pooping

Someone walks into bathroom while pooping Stop pooping  Paranoid Parrot

NO REPLY TO INVITES IN 3 HOURS EVERYBODY HATES ME

NO REPLY TO INVITES IN 3 HOURS EVERYBODY HATES ME  Paranoid Parrot

Mom takes Cell Phone frantically delete Texts

Mom takes Cell Phone  frantically delete Texts   Paranoid Parrot

Person next to you sneezes new killer flu

Person next to you sneezes new killer flu  Paranoid Parrot

manager sees interent explorer8 there going to fire me

manager sees interent explorer8 there going to fire me  Paranoid Parrot

receive a nice anon message people will think I wrote it

receive a nice anon message  people will think I wrote it  Paranoid Parrot

gave alex a beer on wednesday I am so going to get arrested

gave alex a beer on wednesday I am so going to get arrested  Paranoid Parrot

walk in street move head in quick motion so i don't get sniped

walk in street move head in quick motion so i don't get sniped  Paranoid Parrot

reveive phone call while fapping they saw me

reveive phone call while fapping they saw me  Paranoid Parrot

Called parent's cell. no answer. They've abandoned me.

Called parent's cell.
no answer. They've abandoned me.  Paranoid Parrot
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