Paranoid Parrot

Two extra writing pens for final exam takes another two

Two extra writing pens for final exam takes another two  Paranoid Parrot

About to park next to a curb End up parking a foot away from it in fear of hitting it

About to park next to a curb End up parking a foot away from it in fear of hitting it  Paranoid Parrot

guy walks into bathroom at mcdonalds HE'S COMING OUT WITH A GUN

guy walks into bathroom at mcdonalds  HE'S COMING OUT WITH A GUN  Paranoid Parrot

posts only lame stuff they are sistematically downvoting me

posts only lame stuff they are sistematically downvoting me  Paranoid Parrot

sitting in public think evrybody is listening to your conversation.

sitting in public think evrybody is listening to your conversation.  Paranoid Parrot

Sets alarm clock for 6pm sets alarm clock for 05:55 just in case

Sets alarm clock for 6pm sets alarm clock for 05:55 just in case  Paranoid Parrot

Just used a max repel so i can make it back to the poke-center still walks around tall grass

Just used a max repel so i can make it back to the poke-center still walks around tall grass  Paranoid Parrot

i have red bumps from shaving i think i have herpes

i have red bumps from shaving i think i have herpes  Paranoid Parrot

Satellite Falling to Earth? Hide in Basement all Day

Satellite Falling to Earth? Hide in Basement all Day  Paranoid Parrot

Person walking dog towards me "oh god its going to bite me"

Person walking dog towards me
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